Brendan Morrison

Things that make brendan happy…

Paddling in the late afternoon
Belt buckles
Earth-shattering orgasms
Hockey on the pond
Hockey anytime, anywhere
A cold beer after jogging
Handlebar moustaches
Haiku poems written by your funniest friends
Being a guest of Mel Wright’s as she showers you with love, care, wine, good food and great conversation
Pineapple, peaches and plums (for some reason the English language uses the letter P for fruits that are the most succulent)
Funk music
Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard, and all witty wordsmiths
Playing with my testicles
Camp
Boxed rouge
Republican scandals, (particularly those involving young boys or shooting people in the face)
Everything on Micha’s list (especially girls wearing lululemons without underwear, but especially cuddling with Kirby, but especially girls wearing lululemons without underwear)
Everything from Hilary Best’s list (except Sarah Harmer)
Maltese ponies with 1980s rocker hair (but I don’t like how their owners don’t let Andy, Kirby and I eat their ponies)
Bonfires
The A-Team
NHL 2004 for playstation
Trivia games
Writing comedy with Lester
Women who are lovely and gorgeous and happy and don’t wear makeup and whose cheeks have become big from years of smiling and laughing
Poutine
Long canoe trips, big beards, nice paddles, my sleeping bag, sex in the tent, goofy campers, euchre tournies, sunsets, long swims, thick Canadian accents.