Tom Reburn

-Vegan Tofu Chocolate Mouse
-The stairmaster
-Waking up in bed being warm under the covers, yet have the room frosty cold
-Coffee, any type, although de-cafe is the present winner
-Pulling mad tricks on board of any type, skies or even while walking
-Waking up thinking you have school, then realizing it's Saturday
-Drinkin beers and watching sports
-AWOL alcohol drinking device (look it up)
-Legal Asian teen pornography/BurningAngle.com
-Thai food (green curry, spring rolls)
-Blank t-shirts
-Not shaving, just trimming
-When people give me framed photographs of the person and I
-Cooking food like a dirty fiend
-Smoking weed by myself
-Getting inked up whenever, wherever, of whatever
-TV series watched over a 3 day span
-Feeling sorry for myself even when things are swell
-Creating businesses and scamming cash of innocent rich froshers
-Really big kosher dill pickles complimenting a Montreal Smoked Meat sandwich and poutine
-People watching and mentally ranking them on the grand scheme of Tom in catagories ranging from hotness, style, what they could be like in bed (O-face)
-Home improvements, cleaners, soaps, toilet brushes, scrubbing bubbles and over-spraying
-Wearing fake diamond earrings as a joke and because I like how they sparkle
-Brazilian waxing of the female downstairs
-Embarrassing my friends in front of my mom, by trying to get them to make out
-Eating at nice restaurant when someone else is paying and you don't feel guilty about it
-Finding money in a pocket of a jacket that you haven't worn in years
-Having a really long good poo while having the perfect reading material at hand